Sunday, December 15, 2013

Beyoncé Album Ranking


Beyoncé just made everyone’s Christmas a little better – no, scratch that…A LOT better! In what is now THE best kept secret of the year (or ever), she released her self-titled 5th studio album a couple days ago, a beautiful “visual album”, proving why she is who she is AND sneaking in at the last second to bring us the best album of the year! This is not to say that her other albums aren’t as good, they have their own special moments too. And in keeping with her love and connection with the number 4, for every Queen Bey album in my opinion, there are four signature songs to look out for: the Bey standard, the fiercest track, the best ballad, and then the personal favorite. So now let’s look at how her albums rank and what songs fit this criteria!
 
5.) I Am…Sasha Fierce (2008)
I have to admit that if there was any album of hers that I honestly did/do not like, it would be this one. Sure, it has its moments of pop culture greatness (“Single Ladies” anyone?) but the album as a whole felt very incoherent and jumpy, if those descriptions make any sense. We all knew about Sasha Fierce already, but did it require its own separate disc? Regardless, there are moments of sheer perfection that must be highlighted.
 
Bey Standard: "Halo"
Ryan Tedder’s great production (regardless if it sounded just like the other 4 songs he produced around the same time) is what makes this song epic. Not to mention that she now uses this song to close out every show of hers…it’s a classic!

Fiercest Track: "Ego"
It’s fierce already, but what really makes this song amazing is the vocal breakdown towards the end of the song when she riffs and vulnerably shows off her raspy notes in all of its glory. Fierce enough indeed! Why it was considered a bonus track is beyond me.

Best Ballad: "Disappear"
A slow and steady build of a song that really shows off her lower and higher registers simultaneously, it’s beautiful and heartfelt.

Personal Favorite: "Smash Into You"
Producer and songwriter duo Tricky Stewart and The-Dream definitely made a statement alright with their work on “Single Ladies”, but it’s their ability as R&B producers to incorporate elements of rock, pop, AND R&B together that makes this song truly special. Not to mention that Beyoncé sounds so incredibly beautiful as always.
 
4.) Dangerously In Love (2003)
Beyoncé was already doing it big on her own outside of Destiny’s Child, but this is where she finally made her declaration of independence. Hard to believe that her own label told her that she wouldn’t have a single hit on this album. But like she says “they were right…I had 4”. The singles alone made this album truly special and solidified her mark as one of the world’s best entertainers.
 
Bey Standard: "Crazy In Love"
I mean come on…this song NEVER gets old! Going on its 10th anniversary, this song still makes anyone bump and shake when the “uh-oh’s” start. With a little help from Jay-Z, Beyoncé proved this whole solo thing she was doing was very much paying off.

Fiercest Track: "Naughty Girl"
With a sample from Donna Summer and a little cameo help from Usher in the music video, she hits all the sweet spots, showcasing her sexy fierceness in the high register and growling sex appeal both in the way she sings AND the way she moves.

Best Ballad: "Dangerously in Love 2”
It was already a Beyoncé solo when this song originally appeared on Destiny’s Child’s third album Survivor, but with a re-done production, she truly shines in this epic romance ballad of being too dangerous in love.

Personal Favorite: "Baby Boy"
Mixing reggae and R&B together never sounded better with a little help from Sean Paul and producer Scott Storch. It’s another fierce track that helped her score another number one spot on the charts, as it deserved!
 
3.) B’Day (2006)
With just 10 songs, Beyoncé was able to show off parts of her personality and self that no one had a chance to really see. It was a celebration of everything that people already loved about her, but times 100! She manages to funk it up with “Déjà Vu”, bump it with “Get Me Bodied”, sass it up with “Ring the Alarm” and everything else in between. THIS should have been her Sasha Fierce album all on its own.
 
Bey Standard: "Irreplaceable"
Another staple in her growing catalogue of hits, this one gave her fans the ultimate shake off when it came to leaving our significant others. There’ll always be another one here in a minute. And thanks to this, we all know what direction to shake them off to… (I’m talking about the left, the left).

Fiercest Track: "Freakum Dress"
Fierce can’t even begin to describe what this song is: it’s monumental, epic, hot, freaky! Rich Harrison’s productions were all started to blend together, but it seems like he kept the best tracks for Bey. Here, she gets to show us all a little glimpse of what happens when every now and then, she goes to the back of the closet to pull out that freakum dress.

Best Ballad: "Resentment"
A sweeping, heartbreaking recollection of feelings that is all parts epic and beautiful. It’s a slow and steady build where Beyoncé’s vocals soar from beginning to end.

Personal Favorite: "Kitty Kat"
It’s a sassy highlight from producer Pharrell, but honestly, you wanna know what makes this song my personal favorite? The fact that she raps AND manages to quote the movie Friday: “you ain’t gots ta lie, Craig!” Thank you.
 
2.) 4 (2011)
And then she goes and releases her most coherent, well thought out album thus far. 4 was a beautifully crafted album from start to finish, bringing to light the many influences in Bey’s career. From 70’s funk, 90’s slow jams, Chi-Lites songs, Jackson 5 dances, this album brought back R&B for a moment. It’s without a doubt the most underrated album of her career, but certainly one of the best.
 
Bey Standard: "Love On Top"
I mean really! From the moment I first heard this song, I knew it was going to be a hit. And before she officially released it as a single, she performed it as her pregnancy declaration at the VMA’s. The feel-good vibes and old school feel make this song a standard, but it’s the key changes at the end that make it legend!

Fiercest Track: "Run the World (Girls)"
Who run the world? Who do you think?! Beyoncé was not willing to let anyone forget that she’s all about women and independence. She growls, she belts, and she conquers in both the song and video. She didn’t hold anything back in this beast of a first single (that might I add should have done a lot better than it actually did).

Best Ballad: "1+1"
What a way to open up her album with this beautiful love song. It’s epically romantic and heartfelt, from feelings of desire, longing, and a need for that special someone, knowing that two people are meant for each other. It’s just beautiful all around.

Personal Favorite: "Countdown"
It’s fierce AND gets you moving! What more could you want? It’s a bouncy hip-hop club track with excellent production from The-Dream and Beyoncé herself, bringing to mind a lot of funk and party jams complete with its own marching band rhythm. Another Beyoncé jam that you can’t help but dance to, no matter how old the song gets.
 
1.) BEYONCÉ (2013)
And just when you thought she couldn’t out do herself again, she goes and surprises us all once more with this visual album. Beyoncé has always had a love for creating music videos for her songs, even if they were not being released as singles. Here she really shows us how special each song is just by showing us the visuals and what the song means to her. Not to mention that this is probably the most open Queen Bey has been ever when it comes to sex, marriage, and her kids. It’s without a doubt the best work of her career…so far.

Bey Standard: "Pretty Hurts"
In what is sure to be a classic soon, this track emphasize beauty and imperfections, the need to look and find what really is beautiful. It hurts…it really does.

Fiercest Track: "Yoncé/Partition"
Damn Bey! You can’t help but pop pop pop to this two-for-one track. With amazing production from Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, she brings out her fiercest performance yet! Yoncé is on ALL our mouths like...

Best Ballad: "Heaven"
You can’t help but tear up with the last two songs on this album, but its here as she takes us through her unfortunate miscarriage before Blue Ivy that really showcases her honesty and heartfelt emotions. Heaven couldn’t wait, and it’s gut-wrenching to hear those words, but so true at the same time. Well done.

Personal Favorite: "XO"
Listening to this album four times back to back in the past two days, every song on this album is a favorite for one reason or another. But it’s this Ryan Tedder track that is just feel-good, fun, and all around great! She always seems to out-do herself no matter what!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Emmy Predictions 2013

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Homeland
Game of Thrones
House of Cards
Mad Men
Should Win: House of Cards
Will Win: House of Cards
 
Outstanding Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory
Girls
Louie
Modern Family
30 Rock
Veep
Should Win: Girls
Will Win: Modern Family
Outstanding Miniseries/Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum
Behind The Candelabra
Phil Spector
Political Animals
The Bible
Top of the Lake
 
Should Win: American Horror Story: Asylum
 
Will Win: Behind The Candelabra
 
Lead Actor (Drama)
Hugh Bonneville (Downton Abbey)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Jeff Daniels (The Newsroom)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Damian Lewis (Homeland)
Kevin Spacey (House of Cards)
Should Win: Kevin Spacey (House of Cards)
Will Win: Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
 
Lead Actor (Comedy)
Jason Bateman (Arrested Development)
Louis C.K. (Louie)
Don Cheadle (House of Lies)
Matt LeBlanc (Episodes)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Should Win: Louis C.K. (Louie)
Will Win: Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
 
Lead Actor (Miniseries/Movie)
Michael Douglas (Behind The Candelabra)
Matt Damon (Behind The Candelabra)
Toby Jones (The Girl)
Benedict Cumberbatch (Parade’s End)
Al Pacino (Phil Spector)
Should Win: Michael Douglas (Behind The Candelabra)
Will Win: Michael Douglas (Behind The Candelebra)

Lead Actress (Drama)
Connie Britton (Nashville)
Claire Dane (Homeland)
Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey)
Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)
Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)
Kerry Washington (Scandal)
Should Win: Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)/Kerry Washington (Scandal)
Will Win: Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)

Lead Actress (Comedy)
Lena Dunham (Girls)
Laura Dern (Enlightened)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)
Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie)
Should Win: Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)
Will Win: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)

Lead Actress (Miniseries/Movie)
Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Laura Linney (The Big C: Hereafter)
Helen Mirren (Phil Spector)
Sigourney Weaver (Political Animals)
Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)
Should Win: Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Will Win: Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)

Supporting Actor (Drama)
Bobby Cannavale (Boardwalk Empire)
Jonathan Banks (Breaking Bad)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Jim Carter (Downton Abbey)
Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones)
Mandy Patinkin (Homeland)
Should Win: Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Will Win: Mandy Patinkin (Homeland)

Supporting Actor (Comedy)
Adam Driver (Girls)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Ed O’Neill (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)
Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
Tony Hale (Veep)
Should Win: Adam Driver (Girls)

Will Win: Tony Hale (Veep)
 
Supporting Actor (Miniseries/Movie)
James Cromwell (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Zachary Quinto (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Scott Bakula (Behind The Candelabra)
John Benjamin Hickey (The Big C: Hereafter)
Peter Mullan (Top of the Lake)
 
Should Win: James Cromwell (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Will Win: James Cromwell (American Horror Story: Asylum)
 
Supporting Actress (Drama)
Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad)
Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)
Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife)
Morena Baccarin (Homeland)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Should Win: Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)
Will Win: Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)

Supporting Actress (Comedy)
Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory)
Jane Lynch (Glee)
Julie Bowen (Modern Family)
Merritt Weaver (Nurse Jackie)
Jane Krakowski (30 Rock)
Anna Chlumsky (Veep)
Should Win: Jane Krakowski (30 Rock)
Will Win: Julie Bowen (Modern Family)
 
Supporting Actress (Miniseries/Movie)
Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Imelda Staunton (The Girl)
Charlotte Rampling (Restless)
Alfre Woodard (Steel Magnolias)
 
Should Win: Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Will Win: Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Asylum)

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Emmy Nomination Predictions 2013


Tomorrow's the day! Emmy nominations are going to be announced and once again (in a perfect world) here are my personal picks for nominations. Let's see how much I get right THIS year!
 
DRAMA
 
Best Series
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland
Mad Men
The Newsroom
 
Best Actor
Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Jeff Daniels (The Newsroom)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Damian Lewis (Homeland)
Kevin Spacey (House of Cards)
 
Best Actress
Connie Britton (Nashville)
Claire Danes (Homeland)
Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey)
Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)
Julianna Marguiles (The Good Wife)
Kerry Washington (Scandal)
 
Best Supporting Actor
Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones)
Freddie Highmore (Bates Motel)
Mandy Patinkin (Homeland)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
John Slattery (Mad Men)
Sam Waterston (The Newsroom)
 
Best Supporting Actress
Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad)
Regina King (SouthLAnd)
Hayden Panetierre (Nashville)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Monica Potter (Parenthood)
Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)
 
Outstanding Guest Actor
Dylan Baker (The Good Wife)
Jim Beaver (Justified)
Michael J. Fox (The Good Wife)
Nathan Lane (The Good Wife)
Ray Romano (Parenthood)
Jimmy Smits (Sons of Anarchy)
 
Outstanding Guest Actress
Stockard Channing (The Good Wife)
Jane Fonda (The Newsroom)
Jennifer Hudson (Smash)
Shirley MacLaine (Downton Abbey)
Martha Plimpton (The Good Wife)
Carrie Preston (The Good Wife)
 
 
COMEDY
 
Best Series
30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
Girls
Modern Family
Parks & Recreation
Veep
 
Best Actor
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Jason Bateman (Arrested Development)
Louis C.K. (Louie)
Jake Johnson (New Girl)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Adam Scott (Parks & Recreation)
 
Best Actress
Zooey Deschanel (New Girl)
Lena Dunham (Girls)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Mindy Kaling (The Mindy Project)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)
Amy Poehler (Parks & Recreation)
 
Best Supporting Actor
Will Arnett (Arrested Development)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)
David Cross (Arrested Development)
Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
Max Greenfield (New Girl)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
 
Best Supporting Actress
Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory)
Julie Bowen (Modern Family)
Jane Krakowski (30 Rock)
Sofia Vergara (Modern Family)
Jessica Walter (Arrested Development)
Betty White (Hot in Cleveland)
 
Outstanding Guest Actor
Will Arnett (30 Rock)
Louis C.K. (Saturday Night Live)
Bob Newhart (The Big Bang Theory)
Martin Short (Saturday Night Live)
Justin Timberlake (Saturday Night Live)
Patrick Wilson (Girls)
 
Outstanding Guest Actress
Margo Martindale (New Girl)
Melissa McCarthy (Saturday Night Live)
Liza Minnelli (Arrested Development)
Parker Posey (Louie)
Elaine Stritch (30 Rock)
Kristen Wiig (Arrested Development)
 
MINI-SERIES/MADE FOR TV MOVIE
 
Best Mini-Series or Made for TV Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum
Behind The Candelabra
The Bible
Phil Spector
Political Animals
Steel Magnolias
 
Best Actor
Billy Campbell (Killing Lincoln)
Benedict Cumberbatch (Parades End)
Matt Damon (Behind The Candelabra)
Michael Douglas (Behind The Candelabra)
Toby Jones (The Girl)
Al Pacino (Phil Spector)
 
Best Actress
Angela Bassett (Betty & Coretta)
Jessica Lange (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Queen Latifah (Steel Magnolias)
Helen Mirren (Phil Spector)
Elizabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)
Sigourney Weaver (Politcal Animals)
 
Best Supporting Actor
James Cromwell (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Rob Lowe (Behind The Candelabra)
Peter Mullan (Top of the Lake)
Zachary Quinto (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Jeffrey Tambor (Phil Spector)
James Woods (Mary and Martha)
 
Best Supporting Actress
Ellen Burstyn (Politcal Animals)
Holly Hunter (Top of the Lake)
Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Lily Rabe (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Imelda Staunton (The Girl)
Alfre Woodard (Steel Magnolias)

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ciara Top 10 Countdown


In the wake of releasing her solid 5th studio album this week, Ciara continues her presence as one of the most underrated and underestimated R&B artists today. Song after song and album after album, Ciara has proved that although she may not have a voice like Mariah or Beyonce, she still is one of the most versatile and entertaining R&B singers around. So now let's take a look at her top 10 best singles; from the party jams to the sultry, sexy R&B slow jams she's graced us with over the years.
 
 
10.) "Oh" (featuring Ludacris)
(from the album Goodies)
It was here that Ciara continued to prove that she was the indeed the "Princess of Crunk", bringing a sweet, angelic vocal to a hard beat that gets everyone popping, locking, and dropping (you're welcome for that). Ludacris in his prime brought more swagger to this single that had Ciara bringing us all back to her hometown in Atlanta, making us all feel like we were just there for one of her block parties.
 
9.) "Ride" (featuring Ludacris)
(from the album Basic Instinct)
After a dissapointing and very confusing album that was Fantasy Ride, Ciara made her way back to why we loved her to begin with. This was a solid first single that didn't really take off on the radio, but the video itself was a classic Ciara performance, complete with a sweaty, wet T, a seductive bull ride, and one hell of an ab workout that I know alot of people tried to do to get in shape like CC. Luda didn't do too bad himself either here.
8.) "Got Me Good"
It's unfortunate that this single didn't make that big of a splash and in the end didn't end up on her newest album, but it still is a great upbeat song. The video's background was simple enough, but it still brought us Ciara's insane dance ability and athleticism. Her booty definitely was shaking from left and right...(you're welcome again)
7.) "1, 2 Step" (featuring Missy Elliott)
(from the album Goodies)
The first of Ciara's upbeat club hits, this song helped elevate her cred as a pop artist. She had an upbeat groove that everyone could sing along to with a beat that had everyone 2-stepping. And of course it didn't hurt to have the queen Missy Elliott by her side for this one either.
6.) "Get Up" (featuring Chamillionaire)
(from the album Step Up)
With darker hair and an improved vocal ability, Ciara got us ready for her second album by releasing a single from the first Step Up album, offering us a taste of what was to come. While it had a typical Jazze Pha production quality (and one of the last songs he and Ciara collaborated on) it still was a solid upbeat jam for the end of summer 2006, getting all of us up on our feet to the dancefloor.
5.) "Body Party"
(from the album Ciara)
While Ciara does well with upbeat dance songs, she really shines on the slow jams. One of her newest singles "Body Party" definitely does the job with showcasing both a sexy vocal and a sultry musical background. And it doesn't hurt that she brought Ghost Town DJ's "My Boo" into this day and age. (Want a really good throwback to the song she samples? Get the remix with Future & B.o.B!)
4.) "Goodies" (featuring Petey Pablo)
(from the album Goodies)
I can't dismiss Ciara's first ever single that introduced everyone to her crunk style. Lil' Jon and Petey Pablo were in their prime (what with Usher's "Yeah!" and Petey Pablo's "Freak-a-Leek" released around the same time) and Ciara fit right in with their sound. She brought us sexy, she brought us upbeat sass, and she brought us all to her cookie jar (once again, you're welcome for the cheesy puns).
3.) "Like A Boy"
(from the album The Evolution)
This song is often forgotten about, especially when it gets overshadowed by Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy", a similar lyric but definetly two different sounds we're dealing with here. Ciara did it first after all. She went hard in the video where she plays up the many stereotypes of what it takes to be a man and proved that women could do the same thing if given the opportunity, just a little bit better and sexier.
2.) "Love Sex Magic" (featuring Justin Timberlake)
(from the album Fantasy Ride)
One of the best and most successful singles of her career from her weakest album, Justin Timberlake helped elevate her (for a little bit at least) into mainstream pop. This song was very sexual and hip, and it brought funk back onto the radio. The two artists really played off each other well in the video. It definitely showed Ciara as a sexy video vixen with all of those sexy dance moves she rocked out with.
1.) "Promise"
(from the album The Evolution)
Easily her best single that's been released, this song is classic Ciara. Remember how I said she does well with upbeat dance songs, but she shines more in the slow jams? This is why! With production from R&B superstar produced Polow Da Don, Ciara brought out a more mature and sensual R&B sound to the radio. The song is reminiscent of something we might have heard back in the hey-day of 1980's R&B (a la Prince), but it felt just right and even better in 2006 when it was released. The video was the first of Ciara being seen as a bonafide entertainer, bringing sweet sensuality and beauty to a perfect song.