Saturday, December 13, 2014

An ode to BEYONCÉ: the album that changed our lives...

2013 was the year of Beyoncé teasing. She announced that a new album would be released soon but no one knew when, she performed the Super Bowl Halftime Show (and by performed, I mean SLAYED), "Grown Woman" was released in a new Pepsi commercial, "Standing on the Sun" was released in a new H&M commercial, she started a world tour, and then a song titled "Bow Down/I Been On" was leaked, giving us all hope that a new album would be released soon.
 
It's an event that stops the entire world whenever Beyoncé releases a new album. But still even though she had clearly let us know a new album would be coming, as we approached the end of the year, there was still no album.
 
Then one morning as I woke up at 2:30am to get ready for work, I was woken up by several text messages from dear friends of mine and my lovely sister, informing me that in the few hours I slept, Queen Bey herself released an entire album complete with a music video for every song! How in the world was this even possible?!!! In this day and age where everything seems to be getting leaked online before its official release date, how did she manage this? I mean a song or two perhaps, an album would be pushing it, but this woman did all PLUS 17 brand new music videos! It was the perfect early Christmas present to the world. And after a year of letting it all marinate and sink in (not to mention ANOTHER world tour with her husband, the incident in an elevator, and the gem that is "7/11") it's time to revisit her best work to date with an updated track by track review! You're welcome.

"Pretty Hurts" (9/10)
This beautiful woman opens up her fifth album with a song all about image and the cost of beauty. It's a different way to open up an album, more poignant and personal and eye-opening than she usually is (although she came pretty close with "If I Were a Boy" and "1+1"). Co-written with Sia and produced by Boots, it's an eye-opening piece of music that really teaches us all what true beauty is. We don't all have to try so hard. The music video is without a doubt one of the most beautifully shot videos in this collection, great art direction and cinematography. And let us not forget what a beast Queen Bey is in those shorts and that top, pageant queen and all breaking every trophy and award in her room!

"Ghost/Haunted" (8/10)
The “Ghost” portion of track #2 at first I thought was one of the weak spots in the album. The weird chanting, the repetitiveness, it all just seemed misplaced. (But after listening for a year, it's definitely grown on me). And then we got to the good stuff with “Haunted”, a haunting (ironic) tune filled with sex and sex. It's no wonder it's now being used to promote the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie. On the music video side, “Ghost” is beautiful (obviously) with a lot of pretty sheets floating around. It's “Haunted” that takes the cake though with its gothic themes, that famous pixie cut, and all that freakiness. It's a whole different side to Beyoncé that seems to get stronger and stronger from here on out.

"Drunk in Love" (featuring Jay-Z) (10/10)
A collaboration with her husband on her own album had been missing from I Am…Sasha Fierce and 4, so it was a pleasant (albeit not a very surprising) surprise to see Jay-Z pop up. But I didn't think it would be what everyone would talk about! It has a clearly distinctive sound, different than most singles of hers. And although it's not as upbeat as something like “Crazy in Love”, “Dejá Vū” or “Run the World (Girls)”, it's the undeniable chemistry between the two AND all of those lyrics that got stuck in our brains that made this a true gem. Surfboard? Watermelon? Clint Eastwood? Whoaaaa baby? Genius! From that little opening warrior call to the thumping bass, it glides so nicely from beginning to end. The video may be awfully simplistic, but it catches them in a beautifully  natural environment where nothing needs to be forced. It's effortless, it's two people in love, dancing and singing in a beach. It's just that those two people happen to be the King and Queen of America.

"Blow" (8/10)
Pharrell was in his producing prime last year, so it's no surprise that he contributed to her blockbuster album. While it's an upbeat, light-hearted addition to the album, it was never one of my personal favorites. My favorite part though is hearing the moment when it switches from Pharrell’s production to Timbaland’s (turn that cherry out) and just how in sync they are with each other. The video is fun and retro and very very blue, and did I mention fun?!

"No Angel" (9/10)
This was the song I would constantly skip over every time I listened to the whole album. I didn't think there was anything special about it, I thought it slowed down the whole pace of the album. But then after a couple of months of not listening to it, it popped up out of nowhere and I was entranced by its beat, her whispering highs, the pure grit of it all. The video is a nice homage to her hometown and I love the contrast of the dirty south and her in all her splendor, but it's nothing compared to the perfection of the song itself.

"Yoncé/Partition" (10/10)
We had Beyoncé, we had Queen Bey, we had Sasha Fierce, and thanks to this gem we now have Mrs. Carter and Yoncé, the names that just roll off the tongue like liquor. It has that signature Bey swag and bump that makes songs like “Get Me Bodied” or “Countdown” some of the best in her collection. And when we think it can't get any better, in comes that booming DROP, dum dum dum duh dum. Timbaland is in his prime, lyrics co-written by Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé herself, it's a very revealing and overly sexual song, something a lot of us aren't really used to hearing from her before. She's being more open, letting us into a part of her personal life that she's never shared before…and it's amazing! They get freaky, and we likey. And the video perfectly compliments it's music, a sexual fantasy of pleasing her man, all the things he dreams of happening start to happen just for him. The mirrors, the dancing, that rubber pole thing she moves around with, it has so much goodness happening all around.

"Jealous" (9/10)
It’s the halfway point, and you're starting to think that it can't get any better than this. The first part is always so much stronger than the last. This woman has nothing left to give. So then she leaves us with this song, the most vulnerable piece of work she's ever given us. Most of the time she likes to write about a woman scorned, why it's always the man’s fault. It seems demeaning, but it gives us catchy moments like “Irreplaceable” and “Single Ladies”. But here she takes the fault herself, she opens up herself in yet another way giving us more depth, more vulnerability, a heartbreaking recollection of what she's done wrong. And it's placement of following “Partition” is amazing. It's a great contrast and a great part 2 where the music videos are concerned. What happens if he DOESN’T like all that she's done, if he doesn't appreciate her for what she's giving him, maybe something else is happening. It's beautifully tragic.

"Rocket" (9/10)
“Let me sit this assssss on ya…” What a way to open up a song! It's a fantastic dream team behind this 6-minute song: Timbaland, Miguel, Justin Timberlake, and Beyoncé herself. Another sexual piece of music that goes on and on (in a great way of course). A nice gentle song you never want to end, it's complimented yet again by a simplistic but beautifully shot music video, all about Mrs. Carter, and a lot of bath water. Rock. Hard. Rock. Steady.

"Mine" (featuring Drake) (10/10)
The intro of this track is another part of Beyoncé that we've never heard before. It's her most vulnerable moment yet, questioning her marriage, her baby, her life. It's an epic song with a thumping infectious beat, a great collaboration with Drake and his producing partner Noah “40” Shebib. The ending kind of dies out in a weird way, but everything before that is delightful. The video is the next most beautiful piece of work after “Pretty Hurts”. The dancers in masks, those opening shots, the fire. It's all breathtaking.

"XO" (9/10)
It’s a special song for her fans, and it's got a very infectious rhythm throughout. Her voice is somewhat quieter and deeper. In reading about the song, it was discovered that she had a cold when she recorded it as a demo. When she decided to keep it for the album, she liked the way it sounded originally and decided to not re-record it. There's a little crack in her voice when she sings the first “baby love me lights out” before the first chorus. The fact alone that she kept in her flaw for this version (and ended up choosing this as her first official single) makes this a spectacular selection. Otherwise I feel like it would be a so-so song on this album. The video is nothing too spectacular. Although what I would give to be at Coney Island and have Yoncé herself taking over to film. Yes please!

"Flawless" (featuring Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie) (10/10)
The first half of this song before Ms. Adichie’s mesmerizing speech was released earlier in the year along with “I Been On”, but it was titled as “Bow Down”. To hear it continue on as “Flawless” takes me into another dimension. We've never heard Beyoncé get so angry and passionate when it comes to how she's represented. She goes all out on this song, she goes hard with such grit and power in her voice. We've always assumed that Beyoncé was a self-proclaimed feminist, but it's in this song that she officially declares it as her title. The video is equally satisfying with its jarring mosh pits, hand choreography, and that flannel shirt and jean shorts. And as usual, it gave us one more thing to adapt into our everyday language… “I woke up like this.”

"Superpower" (featuring Frank Ocean) (9/10)
As we approach the end of the album, we get to the more somber section, beginning with this haunting production from Pharrell. It's an eerie track that plays all the way through with its voice box background and all. It's an empowering song for us all, to make us all feel like we have superpowers inside. We can conquer anything if we set our mind to do it. It's passionate, it's inspiring, and her voice is so beautiful when it's low. She never has to try so hard to get her point across. The video was pleasing in and of itself for the Destiny’s Child reunion that took place. And what direction it must have been to just take a parking garage and tear it apart like that!

"Heaven" (9/10)
Now comes a beautifully sad moment when Beyoncé remembers a friend gone too soon. It's bittersweet but absolutely beautiful to hear it sung that “heaven couldn't wait for you”. It's a yet another haunting melody on the album, but one that really resonates again and again. The video is once again a beautifully shot one at that, reminiscing about a friend that's passed on. The images of Beyoncé in church have some of the most breathtaking light I've ever seen.

"Blue" (featuring Blue Ivy) (10/10)
And at last we have the most precious moment of the entire album: an ode to a child. Her child of course. It's a beautiful and upbeat song with quite a fun energy. It has a nice lightness to it but it's so epic and beautifully written about and for her daughter Blue Ivy and all the joys or being a mother. The music video is just as sweet and equally full of love with its beautiful backdrop of Beyoncé traveling the world. It's a sweet way to close the album. And because of her credited as a featured guest, it now means we can call her Grammy-nominated Blue Ivy. Amazing.


"Grown Woman" (9/10)
The bonus video on the album finally gives us a full taste of the song that had been teasing us all year. "Grown Woman" was first released in a short form for her career retrospective Pepsi commercial earlier in the year. We all had assumed that it was the first official single, but of course she kept it all to herself. Then she surprised us all when she performed it during the end of her European leg of the Mrs. Carter World Tour. It's an infectious beat thanks to super producer Timbaland. It has a great island feel and the video perfectly compliments the sound. It's fun, vibrant, and colorful. Not to mention it's great seeing videos of her as a youngin' singing her own new song! Trippy, but in the best way!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Crazy and Drunk in Love with these Beyoncé & Jay-Z Collaborations


With their On the Run tour premiering on HBO tomorrow night, it’s time to rank their 9 collaborations over the past 10 years together! 

9.) “That’s How You Like It”
from the Beyoncé album Dangerously in Love
Back in the day when their love was first blossoming, this was pleasant surprise hearing Jay on 2 songs off her solo debut. Not to mention that it started to confirm the rumors at the time that there was in fact a new power couple on the horizon. It’s a lovely R&B love song you can’t help but bump in the car with the windows down. 
 
8.) “Hollywood”
from the Jay-Z album Kingdom Come & the Beyoncé album B’Day [Deluxe Edition]
Back in 2006, Jay-Z was making his comeback to music, so of course his album had to include another collaboration with his boo thang. This is a little different than what we’re used to hearing, but it’s such a fun energetic song. You have to love the 2007 version from her B’Day [Deluxe Edition] with her sassy closer where she basically warns everyone about drugs and death in Hollywood. 
 
7.) “Lift Off”
from the Jay-Z & Kanye West album Watch the Throne
It’s not necessarily a love song (especially because Kanye is in the middle of it all) but it’s a song with wonderful production from an amazing collaboration album. 
 
6.) “Déjà Vu”
from the Beyoncé album B’Day
Queen Bey finally left the days of Destiny behind and went back to her solo career with this funky club banger. The horn section reminiscent of Earth, Wind, & Fire mixed with a little more view into their relationship made this song a real winner. It may not have been as successful as “Crazy in Love”, but give us Beyoncé and her African tribal dance in New Orleans and we’ll be on board any day! 
 
5.) “Upgrade U”
from the Beyoncé album B’Day
In keeping with the tradition from her first album, Jay-Z made not 1 but 2 appearances on her B’Day album (3 if you’re looking at the deluxe edition). This song goes so hard and is the most “bump-tastic” song in their repertoire (in my opinion at least). It’s a true testament to the fact that they both seem to elevate each other’s status. 
 
4.) “Part II (On the Run)”
from the Jay-Z album Magna Carta
This may be a Beyoncé song featuring Jay-Z on his own album, but it’s sweet to make a follow-up to the song that started it all for them. Not to mention that it also gave them a great name for their tour and one hell of a music video that we’re all secretly hoping will be a real a movie someday. 
 
3.) “03 Bonnie & Clyde”
from the Jay-Z album The Blueprint 2: The Gift and the Curse
And to the song that started it all! It was the beginning of a beautiful partnership with this Kanye West-produced, Tupac-sampling, ride-or-die anthem.
 
2.) “Drunk in Love”
from the Beyoncé album BEYONCÉ
A very worthy contender for being this high up on the countdown, this song has blessed us with so much: a look into what goes on behind closed doors, Clint Eastwood and Tina Turner references, watermelon, and surfbort. This song was very close to being number one, but…
 
1.) “Crazy in Love”
from the Beyoncé album Dangerously in Love
…is there any surprise that this is the number one collaboration?!!! It’s not their first collaboration, but it certainly is without a doubt their most memorable! Not only is it their best song, but it’s also one of the best songs of the 00’s. 
 
Here’s to more crazy, drunk, upgraded, running, lifting collaborations in the future!

Friday, May 30, 2014

Top 10 Mariah Carey Singles


18 #1 singles, countless other hits under her belt, and a career spanning almost 20 years, this woman has an impressive career under her belt. Here are my favorite (and what I personally think of iconic Mariah Carey classics) Top 10 singles!
 
10.) “Hero”
From the album Music Box
It’s a classic Mariah ballad from back in the day. 90’s power ballad, inspirational, and man oh man those vocals!
 
9.) “Touch My Body”
From the album E=MC²
Happy to hear this song and knowing that Mariah can still have a little fun every once in a while. Unfortunately it was the only standout song from an ok follow up to Mimi.
 
8.) “I’ll Be There” (featuring Trey Lorenz)
From the album MTV Unplugged: Mariah Carey (Live)
Jackson 5 cover plus classic Mariah equals this classic gem.
 
7.) “Always Be My Baby”
From the album Fantasy
Working with hit producer Jermaine Dupri, she began to spread out into more R&B songs, and this certainly was the beautiful beginning with a bittersweet anthem to a lost love.
 
6.) “Honey”
From the album Butterfly
And then she burst out of her shell entirely with this album and this song was her declaration of independence! And thus begins the short dresses and insane high heels.
 
5.) “One Sweet Day” (featuring Boyz II Men)
From the album Daydream
A classic hit from the hey day of the 90’s (and of Boyz II Men’s career).
 
4.) “My All”
From the album Butterfly
Another classic Mariah ballad, but a lot more sensual than fans were used to hearing. It’s more and more beautiful each time I hear it.
 
3.) “We Belong Together”
From the album The Emancipation of Mimi
Then Mariah came back after the Glitter fiasco 2 albums later with this insane power hit back in 2005. It’s safe to say the best ballads of her career were not just in the past anymore. She was capable of going bigger!
 
2.) “Fantasy”
From the album Daydream
While the remix is fun and great, nothing compares to this pitch perfect debut single from her hit album Daydream. The roller coaster ride, the classic jean shorts, and the voice that doesn’t quit, this song is everything and more.
 
1.) “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
From the album Merry Christmas
We can all thank Mariah Carey for gracing us with one of the best, most memorable Christmas songs of all time. It never gets old…

Top 10 Mariah Carey Collaborations

Mariah Carey has certainly been around the block when it comes to collaborations with singers, groups, and rappers. So here’s my top 10 favorite (and her best) collaborations! 

10.) “When Christmas Comes” (featuring John Legend)
From the album Merry Christmas II You
This little gem was on her less-than-stellar Christmas album sequel as a solo number, but a year later she released it as a single but this time with John Legend there to duet with her, making it even sweeter than the original. 

9.) “Thank God I Found You” (featuring Joe & 98 Degrees)
From the album Rainbow
What better song encompasses the time it was released (1999) than this which features the one hit wonder R&B star Joe and one of many popular boy bands at the time, 98 Degrees?! 

8.) “Say Somethin’” (featuring Snoop Dogg)
From the album The Emancipation of Mimi
Funky, cool, and groovy, Snoop, Mimi, & Pharrell jam quite well together. 
 
7.) “Breakdown” (featuring Krayzie Bone & Wish Bone)
From the album Butterfly
Honest, heartfelt, and a great groove from beginning to end, it’s a stand in her long collection of her rapping collabos. 
 
6.) “Heartbreaker (Remix)” (featuring Da Brat & Missy Elliott)
From the album Rainbow
A lot of people may not give this version enough credit, but it’s just as good (if not better) than the original version with Jay-Z. Not to mention it’s got a LOT of girl power here. 
 
5.) “When You Believe” (featuring Whitney Houston)
From the soundtrack to the film The Prince of Egypt
Mariah. Whitney. ‘Nuff said.

4.) “I’ll Be There” (featuring Trey Lorenz)
From the album MTV Unplugged: Mariah Carey (Live)
Back in the day when Mariah had to prove to the haters that she COULD sound just as good live as she did on the recordings of her hit songs, this was the song that proved them ALL wrong. 
 
3.) “Fantasy” (featuring Ol’ Dirty Bastard)
From the album The Remixes
You may not realize it, but Mariah Carey really was the first solo female artist to introduce us to the rap-sung collaborations that have become so popular over the years. This would be the collaboration that started it all. 
 
2.) “#Beautiful” (featuring Miguel)
From the album Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse
It may not have been a #1 single or done as well as other singles that came before it, but collaborating with Miguel last year helped her stay current and HER AGE while never compromising her beautiful voice. 
 
1.) “One Sweet Day” (featuring Boyz II Men)
From the album Daydream
A bittersweet tune that always makes me shed a tear, her collaboration with Boyz II Men back in the day made this one of the most successful singles in her career, even to this day! And those overalls!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Top 10 Underground Mariah Carey Songs EVERYONE Should Know About

With the massive amount of songs and singles that Mariah Carey has under her belt in her career, there are certain songs that may have gone under the radar, singles that maybe didn’t get the attention that they deserved, or honestly just music that no one knows actually exists. Here is my personal Top 10 list of the best

 

10.) “Didn’t Mean To Turn You On”
From the album Glitter
The infamous album from the infamously bad movie…but people don’t give this soundtrack enough credit. Sure, it may have gone overboard with its 80’s concept, but this little throwback gem is a knockout and precious gem that definitely went unknown due to the bomb of the film. Regardless, please enjoy!
 
9.) “Christmas Time is in the Air Again”
From the album Merry Christmas II You
She’s best known for her Christmas staple “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, but when she came out with her Christmas sequel in 2010, there was a newly written song that brought back the classic styling of Frank Sinatra or Nat King Cole. Co-written by Hairspray lyricist  Marc Shaiman, this beautiful Christmas tune makes us all feel a little merry inside.
 
8.) “Underneath the Stars”
From the album Daydream
With hit after hit after hit from this 1994  breakthrough album, it’s easy to ignore this unknown single among songs like “Fantasy” or “One Sweet Day”. It’s a throwback R&B track that reminds us all of the sweet love songs from back in the day. Her voice is perfection and the music is precious.
 
7.) “It’s a Wrap”
From the album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
This wasn’t ever released as a single form her 2009 album, but this was a classic Mariah tune that was sassy, sophisticated, and sexy all at once. With her math lyrics and reference to Maury, this song was a standout. Very excited that the unreleased Mary J. Blige diet version is released this week on her new album!
 
6.) “Mine Again”
From the album The Emancipation of Mimi
When Mariah bounced back from that Glitter fiasco, this album was what put her back on top. It was a retro R&B collection that flowed from beginning to end. This is one of the standouts from her ballad collection complete with whistle register, booming vocals, and a key change that never fails.
 
5.) “Heartbreaker (Remix)” featuring Da Brat & Missy Elliott
From the album Rainbow
Sure, the original single was good enough, but in my opinion this remix made it even better. Girl power with help from Missy & Da Brat, a sample from a classic Snoop & Nate Dogg’s “It Ain’t No Fun”, this was a bangin’ song!
 
 
4.) “H.A.T.E.U.”
From the album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Her Memoirs album didn’t get the attention and respect it deserved. After suffering from 2 poorly chosen singles, it’s not hard to see why this 3rd single didn’t catch on. Tricky Stewart & The-Dream put their magic touch on this slow jam breakup anthem that lets us hear a deeper, more vulnerable side of Mimi that we’re not used to.
 
3.) “Clown”
From the album Charmbracelet
Forget that other Eminem diss track “Obsessed”. This first part of their feud is poetic, sneaky, and beautiful all at once.
 
2.) “Say Somethin’” featuring Snoop Dogg
From the album The Emancipation of Mimi
One of the last singles to be released from her comeback album, this song featured production from The Neptunes back in their hey-day as well as reuniting Snoop Dogg & Mariah after their “Crybaby” duet years before. It’s a cool, funky song that gets things bumpin’ in a good way of course.
 
1.) “Breakdown” featuring Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
From the album Butterfly
One of the most underestimated and understated singles in Mariah Carey’s career, this heartbreaking song from her Butterfly album is a knockout on so many different levels. From her smart-whipped songwriting, her tone and build in her voice, it’s a Mariah Carey staple that everyone should know about.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

What I Learned From the Super Bowl THIS Year! (2014)

What? Where's the queen?!!!
Oh wait, there's the queen! Nice to hear some classy singing tonight, ladies.
I can always look forward to another Super Bowl Beckham commercial, but this time he did more than just stand there! #progress
Sometimes subtle can be beautiful and breathtaking.
Bruno Mars is no Beyonce, but at least he was way better than the Black Eyed Peas.
I'm Sarah Maclachlan...
You know how Black Friday shopping has slowly creeped into thanksgiving night? That's how I feel about all of the Super Bowl commercials premiering BEFORE the Super Bowl is even on!

I feel so bad for Peyton. Not because his team got their asses handed to them, but because of his forehead.

Aaaaand this is the part where I once again declare that I still have no interest in who is playing or the actual game itself. The truth hurts sometimes...